Quiet Prose
☕️ “I Have Coffee and a Book. Go Away.” Mug
☕️ “I Have Coffee and a Book. Go Away.” Mug
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Some people socialize. Others sip and escape to fictional worlds where nobody asks for status updates or small talk.
This mug is your quiet manifesto — a ceramic forcefield that says: I'm busy being at peace. Whether you're curled up in your reading chair, posted at a café window seat, or dodging questions in the break room, this cup lets everyone know you're not available for interaction (unless it's fictional).
💬 Features:
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11 or 15 oz of steaming solitude
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Bold, no-nonsense lettering — like a Do Not Disturb sign you can drink from
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Dishwasher + microwave safe for low-effort peacekeeping
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The perfect gift for bookworms, introverts, and anyone who values alone time over airtime
Let them know: you're caffeinated, captivated — and completely off-limits.
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
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