For those mornings when the only thing standing between you and a polite disappearance is the bottom of your coffee.
This mug is your passive-aggressive ally in a world that keeps talking. It's perfect for writers, readers, overthinkers, and those who know that caffeine is sacred — and silence is golden.
Set it down on your desk as a gentle threat. Sip slowly. Make eye contact (or don’t). Let the mug speak for you.
💬 Features:
Holds 11 or 15 oz of “Please Leave Me Alone” blend
Crisp, durable ceramic — for expressive sipping
Microwave + dishwasher safe (because introverts aren’t here for handwashing)
Ideal gift for your most sarcastic, coffee-fueled, people-dodging friend
Pair with: a well-worn book, headphones, and a five-minute stare into the middle distance
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
